If it’s super saver, it’s for a reason

I bought a box of super saver toothpaste. It had two tubes and I thought this would be great and save me having to think about it again for a while.

As it’s in Thai, I pretty much ignored any of the text. Then, I used it and regretted not looking more carefully.

It was disgusting. It’s salty. I accidentally got a mouthful of water when I swam in the Dead Sea. That was less salty. I think a block of salt would be less salty.

If in three days my teeth aren’t whiter than the crispy tops of Alpine summits during the heights of ski season, I’m buying some new stuff.